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Funny, Adult Humor, Fitness Hoodie - "I have high VO2 max, so you can suffocate me longer".
Funny, Adult Humor, Fitness Hoodie - "I have high VO2 max, so you can suffocate me longer".
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Make a bold statement with this cheeky adult humor hoodie designed for athletes who know their VO2 max and aren’t afraid to show it. Perfect for runners, cyclists, and endurance athletes with a sense of humor, this design delivers a playful yet confident message: "I Have High VO2 Max So You Can Suffocate Me Longer." Celebrate your athletic edge and stamina while giving a nod to those who dare to push limits. This hoodie is a fun, witty way to stand out on or off the track, showing you excel where it counts — both in performance and personality. It’s the ideal gift for fitness lovers who appreciate smart, sport-specific humor with an adult twist. Wear it while training, competing, or just casually flexing your endurance pride with a smile.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest, in | 19.50 | 20.50 | 21.50 | 22.50 | 23.50 | 24.50 | 25.50 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.50 | 27.50 | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- Durable double needle stitching for longevity
- Comfortable tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- Casual regular fit for ultimate comfort
- Stylish self fabric half moon at the back for added durability
- Adjustable hood with matching drawcord for a personalized fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
